Garden Party - Le Blog de Thierry Cattant

5/14/09

4/25/09

Runaway scooter carries off woman

Eileen Bishop, an 87-year-old Cornish woman was rescued by police five miles from home when her mobility scooter sped off out of control.

Japanese popstar dressed as pineapple robbed in Malmö

Hideki Kaji, a Japanese pop star dressed in a pineapple costume was robbed while on the set for a music video shoot in Sweden.

4/18/09

Bosnian tried to kill mother-in-law

Miroslav Miljich as been sentenced to six and half years in prison for attempting to kill his mother-in-law with a rocket-launcher…

Cannabis causes brain damage…

Pendant 10 ans, à Sydney, un homme s'est cru marié à sa colocataire…

4/11/09

Killer unknowingly cast in prison movie

Murderer Clifton Bloomfield appears as an extra in Val Kilmer’s movie “Felon”.

A judge locked up killer Clifton Bloomfield for 195 years, but now the multiple murderer is out–on video–in a movie role he filmed between homicides.

Bloomfield described himself as trustworthy and reliable a year and a half ago when casting director David Córdova was auditioning extras for the Sony Pictures movie ” Felon ” starring Steven Dorff and New Mexico resident Val Kilmer.

2009 : An Underpants Odyssey

Japanese astronaunt Koichi Wakata tests space-age underpants…

Crazy US Sex Law!

Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 Ibs (18 Kg).

4/4/09

Crash survivor wakes up in coffin

Like out of a slapstick movie, Radoslav Pokrajac a Croatian motorist crashed through an undertaker’s window and ended up in an open coffin.

3/28/09

To Catch A Thief

A 71-year-old woman chased and caught a 32-year-old man Saturday in Ikuno Ward, Osaka, after he snatched her bag and fled by bicycle, pursuing him on her bicycle for about 350 meters, police said.

Supermayor

Fernando Diaz, Lerdo (México)

– il joue les Superman pour un chien qui n’avait besoin de rien. –

Groom robbed banks to pay for wedding

A desperate bridegroom staged four bank robberies after his wife-to-be's plans for a huge white wedding got out of hand.

3/21/09

Bertille

Voici Bertille ma nièce, pour laquelle je me suis régalé à faire le faire-part de naissance. J'espère que plus tard il lui plaira autant qu'il à plu à ses parents ;-)

Mr Eat-it-all in record bid

Salim Haini, alias El Akoul (The Eater), discovered his digestive talents…

…Competition will be tough.

The record for the world's strangest diet is held by Frenchman Michel Lotito "Mr Mangetout" who over the years consumed 128 bicycles, 15 supermarket trolleys, six chandeliers, two beds and a pair of skis…

Faux mariage, vrai divorce

Tel Aviv (27/02/2009), une jeune mariée de 14 ans divorce après un mariage "pour rire"

3/19/09

Valérie Damidot

Les Frenchies reconnaîtront la célèbre présentatrice TV qui m'a inspiré cette illustration.

3/18/09

Moleskine Party # part 02

Moleskine Party # part 01

Today, I find the time to do some scans…

3/13/09

M. Fan

Tycoon's beauty contest for his FIVE mistresses ends in tragedy - when spurned woman drives him and four rivals off a cliff.

Thong Bandits

Richard Espinoza and Joaquin Rico broke into a convenience store in Denver, Colorado, with blue and green thongs draped over their faces as makeshift masks.

3/7/09

Eric David Hampton

David Eric Hampton allegedly robbed a gas station but forgot to fill up, and he was captured after his getaway car ran out of gas.

Lukasz Zapalowski

10 Feb 2009... Police said Lukasz Zapalowski, 22, called cops to rat out his mom - who merely had told him to take a bath once a week, clean up his room and help with the rent.

2/28/09

Bennie Wint

Bennie faked his death and went on the run for 20 years mistakenly thinking the police were after him on drugs charges...

Alexander Cheplevsky

Alexander Cheplevsky, pilot drunk refused to leave cockpit despite passenger revolt....

When passengers from a Moscow to New York flight complained that their pilot was "drunk" after he spewed a confused, drawled and inaudible announcement before take off were told that it was no big deal if the pilot had been drinking because, "all he has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself."